Means to an End
We seek your donations. But do not think that we are beggars. We are also brainstorming about other ways to raise funds for use to help save Tatap (poor man). Currently these plans are under wraps, but i have been given permission to divulge the discarded plans, if only to show how badly we want to help save Tatap (poor soul).
1) Tatap Social Escort Agency:
We would provide dates for bashes, dinners, weddings, old school reunions, tutorials, lunches, toilet breaks, almost anything you can think of. But we realised there wasn't a market for such services. People need to have looks to offer such services. We CMI.
2) Tatap Research Group:
We would do your homework for you, attend lectures and take notes for you, go print articles and notes for you, all for a fee of course. But then we realised we needed people to do this for US! again we CMI.
3) Tatap Limousine Services:
We would chaffeur you around, from home to school, around school, from school to hostel, for supper, for dinner, to town, anywhere you require. But... eh wait. why did we discard this? ok this one i think we MI.
4) Tatap Fashion Consultants:
We would offer a variety of styles to choose from. We have consultants in styles like the "Granddaddy", the "PIMP", the "weird man in skirts", the "Christmas-tree-perpetually-red-and-green", the "we-only-wear-Zara-girls" and the "normal university undergraduate". But if we did, then everyone would look like us and the fashion police would have a field-day in law school.
5) Tatap Moot Consultants:
We would give you advice on mooting presentation styles. We have sufficient negative examples for you to learn from, including the smarmy-ah-beng style, the over-gesticulating-spittle-spewing style, the i-use-quotation-marks-in-speech style, and many more. But we realised that people wanted to see how to do it the right way, and not the wrong way. tsk tsk. owell.
There are actually too many flawed ideas to put up here, these are only a few of the most warped ones. so you see, we are working hard, trying to help save Tatap (poor fella).
This is also not the end, helping Tatap (poor dude), we aim to venture into many more distant lands, in order to help compile a report on different cultures, so that we can help others like Tatap (poor boy) in future, who may encounter similar psycho-bisexual-violent employers.
please do your part.
help us help him, help us help them
save tatap.
1) Tatap Social Escort Agency:
We would provide dates for bashes, dinners, weddings, old school reunions, tutorials, lunches, toilet breaks, almost anything you can think of. But we realised there wasn't a market for such services. People need to have looks to offer such services. We CMI.
2) Tatap Research Group:
We would do your homework for you, attend lectures and take notes for you, go print articles and notes for you, all for a fee of course. But then we realised we needed people to do this for US! again we CMI.
3) Tatap Limousine Services:
We would chaffeur you around, from home to school, around school, from school to hostel, for supper, for dinner, to town, anywhere you require. But... eh wait. why did we discard this? ok this one i think we MI.
4) Tatap Fashion Consultants:
We would offer a variety of styles to choose from. We have consultants in styles like the "Granddaddy", the "PIMP", the "weird man in skirts", the "Christmas-tree-perpetually-red-and-green", the "we-only-wear-Zara-girls" and the "normal university undergraduate". But if we did, then everyone would look like us and the fashion police would have a field-day in law school.
5) Tatap Moot Consultants:
We would give you advice on mooting presentation styles. We have sufficient negative examples for you to learn from, including the smarmy-ah-beng style, the over-gesticulating-spittle-spewing style, the i-use-quotation-marks-in-speech style, and many more. But we realised that people wanted to see how to do it the right way, and not the wrong way. tsk tsk. owell.
There are actually too many flawed ideas to put up here, these are only a few of the most warped ones. so you see, we are working hard, trying to help save Tatap (poor fella).
This is also not the end, helping Tatap (poor dude), we aim to venture into many more distant lands, in order to help compile a report on different cultures, so that we can help others like Tatap (poor boy) in future, who may encounter similar psycho-bisexual-violent employers.
please do your part.
help us help him, help us help them
save tatap.
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