yes. save tatap. so i don't have to save him

Yes please help to save Tatap so that I don't have to save him.

Not when I am a mere year one law student, who has never managed to obtain an A.
Not when I should be spending my time watching American Idol instead of peering over red and blue books.
Not when I have to defend another poor soul, Ng Kam Yuen.

So please give me money so I can hire a proper lawyer to defend Tatap, inter alia, amongst other things. Hur Hur HUR.