We know how.
It has come to our attention that rumours have been circulating, regarding a certain member of our litigation team. Said member has been allegedly linked with a couple of esteemed individuals, fellow professionals in the legal community. Such rumours disgust us, and we refuse to be distracted from the primary task at hand, saving dear Tatap.
(side-point: we are in a dilemma. should we advise the DPP to the fullest of our ability, such that he can prepare himself against the available defences? or should we try to make Tatap's case appear weaker than it really is? sigh.)
The above-mentioned rumour is grossly untrue, and we advise the originator of the rumour to refrain from continuing with said rumour. Having done our research, we now know how to commit murder and get away with it, either completely (private defence), or with a short jail term (the partial defences). We are not afraid of using our legal skills on you. This applies to those who choose to spread the rumour.
In the wise words of another member of our litigation team:
"We don't want to hang you. nor do we want to save you.
Don't make us 300a you.
We know how."
(side-point: we are in a dilemma. should we advise the DPP to the fullest of our ability, such that he can prepare himself against the available defences? or should we try to make Tatap's case appear weaker than it really is? sigh.)
The above-mentioned rumour is grossly untrue, and we advise the originator of the rumour to refrain from continuing with said rumour. Having done our research, we now know how to commit murder and get away with it, either completely (private defence), or with a short jail term (the partial defences). We are not afraid of using our legal skills on you. This applies to those who choose to spread the rumour.
In the wise words of another member of our litigation team:
"We don't want to hang you. nor do we want to save you.
Don't make us 300a you.
We know how."
posted by "bill" at 8:31 AM
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